It started a month ago. A robot rolled down from the foothills to the village edge. The Ancient device buzzed and blinked, then blew up. The same thing happened the next day, and the next, and almost every day since. However, on at least four occasions, a robot succeeded in reaching the village periphery, buzzed, blinked, and fired a rocket at the wall - though, the rocket blast had little effect. The whole village was wondering: What the heck is going on up in the foothills
- Intro to "Steading of the Iron King", found in the Gamma World Rulebook, p139.
And so it was that four unusual folk came together: Penniflotation, the fungoid hawkoid; his partner-in-many-conman-affairs, Fairult, the exploding hyper-cognitive; Fairult's uncle, Polecat the magnetic felinoid; and José, the gelatinous cockroach, who knew Polecat throguh a secret society. Funnily enough, José and Penniflotation had fought together in the war.
Together, they ventured into the hills, following the tracks of the robots back until they found a steading in the hills. Approaching the guards (a couple of badders and two porker marauders), it quickly became apparent that they were not going to let them past. Not without a fight, anyway. José had already crept part of the way up, making the most of his invisibility, whilst the flying mushroom hovered above the battlefield. The porkers were roasted quickly - not surprisingly, for hired mercenaries seldom perform their tasks well.
The remaining badder saw he was done for, and quickly burrowed deep into the ground, as the doors to he steading opened, and out came two more of the guards, prodding a fearsome yexil mauler in front of them! With no snappy garments to distract the laser-eyed lion-beast, the party was quickly defeated, and all answers as to the strange robots seemed to die with them...
Fortunately, there was one other band of apparent misfits. Krawler, the plant rat swarm, and his old friend Oakroad (a reanimated nightmare bounty hunter) teamed up with Oakroad's old (and failed) mark, Mentos, a shape-shifter mind-breaker. Mentos brought with him Heavy Thought, a mind coercer gravity controller, with whom he had been fighting (mentally, of course) over a particular lass in the village. Mentos had won.
The new team arrived on the scene only moments after the yexil had finished consuming the last party, and with decisive action (and a well-placed hand grenade), quelled the beast and its guards. Finally, they made it inside the steading. The immediate entry had little more than a large, noisy machine, set up to recognise and heal the badder guards. Not wanting that to happen, Oakroad took it upon himself to slowly break it (for his body healed up any injuries he might have otherwise sustained).
Pushing further into the complex, the team came across a rather nasty nest - amidst a patch of glowing purple-blue moss, two blaashes (radioactive moths the size of a large dog) and three blood birds had set up home. Krawler was the first in, and had not his latest alpha mutation cruelly backfired, may have lasted more than mere seconds. Instead, he fell quickly, as the blood birds swarmed him and sucked each individual part of his swarm dry. Behind him, the others managed to fell a few of the birds, but the moths radioactive beams were too strong; before long, it was only Heavy Thought left standing, and like many folks do when the tables are so badly turned against them, he turned and ran.
The gamma moths made short work of the unconscious would-be heroes, and despite his dash for safety, Heavy Thought never managed to pry the blood bird from his shoulder. Before he had made it back to the front door, it had clipped his jugular, and managed to have a hearty feed.
Our group had a change of campaigns, and since I had all three Gamma World sets sitting on my shelf, unplayed, since they were released, I put forth the option to run a one-shot game. After a few folks were busy or sick, we had four players and myself, and I ran through the first half of the adventure in the Gamma World rulebook. None of us had played Gama World (in any of its iterations) before, but were all familiar with DnD 4e, and so only had to remember the few differences in the game (second winds as minor actions, the lack of surges, and the craziness of character creation). We used the character half-sheet origins found here, and found them great. Instead of having to roll between three books, work out who was using what book, and worrying about getting doubles, I printed off each of the sheets, cut them up, and shuffled them into one large deck. We also used the great Junkulator to give the characters some amusing (though ultimately, not used) starting gear, and ideas from Fiasco: The Fallout to build relationships.
The combat was fast and hectic...and lethal, as you would have read above. The lethality was partly due to our own unfamiliarity with the game (a number of alpha mutations were used that backfired spectacularly), and partly because we went in one man down. But it was still a fun event, and something that I'd be willing to visit again.